“This will finish you!”

Update, December 16, 2009: For now, I've worked around the sleep problem by moving the pad to another USB port. I still hope I can get it to wake up the PC from its original port.

I recently impulse-bought Windows 7, Street Fighter IV, extra RAM, and an "xbox circle" controller.¹ I'm pleased with all three² (and yes, I do like red-haired Viper, whom I quote in the post title; thanks in advance for asking). Part of me wishes that pictures in Windows 7 taken with pre-paywall Window Clippings wouldn't have "'dirty' glass" (Kerr's words, not mine) and that Eden's Aegis wouldn't crash miserably (complete with blue screen in some cases)³ in 7 since version 0.50, but those are minor things.

Though the controller is not as good for older PC games, it has a lot of buttons and is pretty easy to read from and set to vibrate. (I actually wrote a C++ input tester for it that vibrated in response to the side triggers, but got lost in other code I wanted to add to it and cleared it all out for an overhaul I may give within the next few decades.) It also can—or could, in my case—wake my PC from standby if I held the Guide button or any of its ten other digital buttons and I allowed the controller to do so:⁴

Why could? I'm not entirely sure, but after adding the RAM (which did not affect controller wakeup) I decided to fiddle with RMClock's thermal throttling settings. I disabled the driver check so that RMClock would actually start, and ran it. The throttling worked, but I guess RMClock also overwrote ACPI tables or something, so the controller (or its port) is simply powered off during sleep. (No other device seems to be affected, but keyboard wakeup and Guide button wakeup put me in far different mindsets as I begin using my compy.) I'm still trying to get back the old behavior, so I'm now much less eager to use apps that use unsigned drivers—even if they are meant to make the PC faster and sexier—unless I know damn well what they do.

¹ I quote the great philosopher, investor, and entertainment critic Chadwardenn, of course.

² I'm not affiliated with Microsoft, Capcom, or any of their partners.

³ I guess it's a DirectX initialization gone horribly wrong. If Direct3D 9 is set to use software mode only, 0.50 and 0.90 are actually playable, but are slow and show garbage. Bah.

⁴ I am trying the object tag for the image. Newer browsers should show it, or alternate text, nicely.